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#68988 03/24/04 10:52 PM
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Jhris
somebody said that if you and Horinek wrestled the winner would be the Grand Champ
How does that work you took 2nd at state. the guy that beat you should wrestle Horinek for the title of Grand champ.

Jhris also you said that Computerized Shoes spends to much time on this Forum let look at this one a little closer

As of 10:47 pm
Jhris tips the forum post scale at a hefty 572
CPU SHOES is at a slim 210

Its kind of Ironic because that is what you both weigh.

#68989 03/24/04 10:53 PM
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I belive you Manhattan people say

"Swish"

#68990 03/24/04 11:42 PM
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As much as I hate to admit it, Jhris is better than the 6A 215 champ. If that match were to take place any other week, time, location (wichita, back-alley, cock-fighting circle), I would bet on Jhris 9 out of 10 times.


Congrats, Aquinas!
Great job, Hat Town!
Salyer Rules!
#68991 03/24/04 11:46 PM
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That is, assuming that he has all of the ligaments in his knee in full working order.


Congrats, Aquinas!
Great job, Hat Town!
Salyer Rules!
#68992 03/25/04 07:00 AM
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The series between me and him is 2-2. I've never actually wrestled him healthy either. The first time I puked during the match, the second time my shoulder was almost ripped off the match before. The third time and fourth time I wrestled him I had a torn meniscus, and no brace/prior treatment. Also, he lost to Ryan Sponsel from Bishop Carrol. I've beaten him 3 out of 3 matches, by no less than 6. You're all right, I lost, nothing more can be said. I just think that there is a reasonable doubt that I MIGHT have had a bad match. I guess since I'm on here, though, it doensn't matter. I would just like to see how well he would have done with a torn meniscus, or even Horinek vs. me with him haveing a torn meniscus. I think they would have a bad match every now and then too if that were the case.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#68993 03/25/04 10:57 AM
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Oh, and baker, the number of posts has nothing to do with who is on here more. I post like 10 times then leave within a few minutes. Plus, I've been on this forum a lot longer than he has. That is probably why I have more posts. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, now are you?


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#68994 03/25/04 10:59 AM
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I assume you know the phrase, since you're a hick.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#68995 03/25/04 11:00 AM
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As much as I hate to admit it, I think Bucas L Laker deserves a *swish* for his weight comment. I do enjoy a good fat joke, even if it comes from the talking heads in Abilene.

Oh, and Dingbat--you're fat.

#68996 03/25/04 12:03 PM
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The fat joke was alright, but a little off. I weigh more than that.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#68997 03/25/04 12:37 PM
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Jhris i might be from Abilene but i am has far from a hick as you are. A hick has boots and a hat with a very loud truck with straight pipes. Me myself i have a very loud car with two 15 inch subs.

#68998 03/25/04 12:41 PM
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But you say "me myself" which sounds undeniably hickish.

#68999 03/25/04 12:47 PM
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Think what yall, want but i aint a hick.
(said as i pulled the straw out of my mouth followed by a spit with a 3 foot tail on it)

I got to go i am out of chew and my gums hurt.

No realy i am a motorcycle salesman not to many hicks ride a sport bike.

#69000 03/25/04 03:25 PM
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A person that sits back and enjoys the humor of another is probably more accurately discribed as an spectator not a MINION.

#69001 03/28/04 10:06 AM
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You said yall, you knew that hicks had straight pipes on their vehicles, and you're from Abilene. You sound like a hick to me pal.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#69002 03/28/04 10:14 AM
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OVBVIOUSLY you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed Chris because anyone could see that he was using the word (yall)to show that he is a hick (also using the word aint) when in reality is was simply reverse humor.


Taggin' for Tyler
#69003 03/28/04 10:16 AM
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Oh really? Is that what them there people call sarcasm? Well shine my boots and call me Shirley, I had no idea!! And my name is Jhris, not Chris.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#69004 03/28/04 12:26 PM
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I think you should change it to jizz

#69005 03/28/04 12:39 PM
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*Brick*

Worst Joke Ever.

#69006 03/28/04 12:49 PM
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Yeah, that was terrible. Boo to you.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
#69007 03/28/04 12:57 PM
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You didn't like that, i think it fit's him to a tee that what he reminds me off.

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