Kansas Wrestling Forums General Discussion Freestyle/Greco My return from Everest!

After my quest to retrace Sir Edmond Hillary’s (no relation to the first woman President of the United States) accent to Mt. Everest, I return to the forums of Kansas wrestling. I have been some what out of touch seeing how there is not a wireless connection on the summit! But be proud Kansas I have placed a picture of the legend in his own mind Randy Hinderliter on the peak of Everest or is Roscoe P? I’m confused do to my reacclamation to the thick air here in the sunflower state.

I know absolutely nothing in regards to the vicious tales from Hays USA… the redheaded, uni-brow triplets that were fomentation are no relation to me or my lost son from Hoxie!

Now my Sherpa Guide, Chewang Nema tells tales of the Yeti… to hear these yarns that are spun from generations of Tibetan tribesmen, there seems to be resemblance in stature to Waunita! Chewang tells me the creature is covered with hair from head to toe. Their mating call is a loud squelch that sounds some what like “COACHROJO” one word. Could there be a Yeti in Hays America?

I believe that Randy may have mistaken a Yeti for Waunita. It’s understandable after a few dozen diet Mt. Dews how this could happen, you mind plays tricks on you when you’re all jacked up on caffeine. Just say no! Randy. Stay off the iridescent yellow elixir!

... ppllllbbsstt ... (spewing DMD all over my computer)

Welcome back ... Red ... of course you know that the Team Kansas singlets this year are in respect to you. I heard Coach Tom extol his troops and talking of the Big Red One!

Were Waunita and Yolanda with you?

... and how can I say no, to the nectar of the Gods! I can't leave little Texas Ranger to drink it all!

So Red, no truth to the rumor that you were sighted on "to catch a predator" on dateline answering an internet chat solicitation for an encounter with a Senorita Gordita?

And by the way, it is P Roscoe if you please!

I appreciate the honor that Coach Peterman has bestowed to the “Big Red One” if he had me in mind it would have been worded “Red with the Little One” or at least that’s what my e-mail from Enzyte claims…Have you ever wondered how these people from all over the web knew of my “little” problem? I never told them.

In all seriousness an absolute wonderful tribute to or men and women that serve our country! God bless them all that take on this responsibility to keep our basic freedoms in place. The first that come to mind is the freedom of expression!

Now onto my explanation to why the appearance on Date Line! I was framed! Senorita Gordito had placed an ad on E-bay for a slightly used trench coat. I have never got my old one back from a certain individual yet to be named. Randy! I bought the coat and was there just to pick up my purchase. Well anybody that watched that episode knows the rest of the story.

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