I appreciate the honor that Coach Peterman has bestowed to the “Big Red One” if he had me in mind it would have been worded “Red with the Little One” or at least that’s what my e-mail from Enzyte claims…Have you ever wondered how these people from all over the web knew of my “little” problem? I never told them.

In all seriousness an absolute wonderful tribute to or men and women that serve our country! God bless them all that take on this responsibility to keep our basic freedoms in place. The first that come to mind is the freedom of expression!

Now onto my explanation to why the appearance on Date Line! I was framed! Senorita Gordito had placed an ad on E-bay for a slightly used trench coat. I have never got my old one back from a certain individual yet to be named. Randy! I bought the coat and was there just to pick up my purchase. Well anybody that watched that episode knows the rest of the story.

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I’m not very smart… but I can lift heavy things!