It's Halloween time & little Johnnie goes up to the door. When the nice lady answers the door he says " bick or beat", the lady confused asks Johnnie to repeat himself. Again little Johnnie says "bick or beat" the nice lady understands & corrects Johnnie "oh you mean trick or treat" Johnnie says "yeah, bick or beat" the nice lady asks what Johnnie is suppose to be which Johhnie replies "I'm a birate" again she asks for clarification to which Johhnie repeats " I'm a birate" the lady replies "oh, your a pirate" Johnnie getting frustrated replies "yeah a birate" The nice lady asks "where are your buccaneers?" To which Johnnie repied "there on my bucking head".
