I’m gonna get on my soap box and say that KSHSAA needs to look at having state at Kansas Speedway. It is a big enough venue because it seats over 100,000 people. You could run10 mats for each classification and have ‘em all lined up on the front stretch. This would be awesome because it would be the first ever high school state wrestling championship tournament hosted outdoors. Can you imagine all of the press we’d receive for this? Plus the Speedway’s only a short drive from the Great Wolf Lodge, Cabela’s, and the always delicious Cheese Burger in Paradise.

“Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
Made it nearly seventy days,
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds,
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, fettucini, or bulgar wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.

Cheeseburger is paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my cheeseburger in paradise.”


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