Kansas Wrestling Forums General Discussion Kids Folkstyle Sub District Results?????????

Could you teach me? I am starting to have anxiety attacks again. What if that kid my kid has been beating all year runs a head lock & pins him? What if we have a flat tire on way to subs? What if my kid gets injured in practice? What if they loose my kids entry form? What if ect-ect. Breathing in a paper sack does seem to help a little with the hyperventilating.

Ahhh, your time off has served you well, but can you snatch the pebble from the hand? Then & only then will you be ready for the outside world.

Probably the most important lessons I have learned are:

1. A clumsy bird that flies first will get to the forest earlier.

2. You can't catch a cub without going into a tiger's den.

3. Don't get kicked in the face.

i know three things for sure

1. it takes a big dog to weigh a ton

2. it takes an even bigger dog to poop a ton

3. any guy who has to clean up a ton of poop.... has it worse than i do, and i shouldn't complain.

1. It takes a big man to cry.

2. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

It takes an awefully big dog to weigh a ton.

all i need to know is wind jammer banging his head to patrick's monkey music, is so change the music before windjammer gets a headache. i am glad to see the monkey survived from last month. and michael luellen slow thgat breathing down just a little hang in there buddy it will be ok.

Patrick,

I lied. I haven't spent the last year learning Tai Chi, the healing art of meditation. I spent the last year manipulating the future. I didn't want to spill the beans until after the seeding meeting, but I think I have rigged the brackets such that a state championship is within reach for my kid.

By 9:07 PM Central, the complete genius of my accomplishments will be revealed to you non time travelers.

2 South and 3 West are already up. It's coming together perfectly. I'm a genius.

So windjammer you were the one that entered their entire team as A wrestlers at the sub-district seating.....yep, I'd say manipulation in the nth degree!


Now, when it's all said and done
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around---especially that one ton dog!

jk you know....but the monkey and the head banging wow you guys are the best of any of the rest -- icons on the board that is!

It wasn't exactly me that entered the entire team as A wrestlers, but I did do a couple of time travel tricks to cause someone else to. If you are ever saying to yourself, "Why did I do that?", it was probably my future (or past) influence.

I am now one step closer to world domination.

Man, that explains alot!! My wife, my kids & the local authorities are going to read this admission Jammer. Be expecting some contacts in the very near future.

As a time traveler...he already knows who will be contacting him and when.

That's right Beeson, I have become more powerful than anyone can imagine.

BTW congratulations to Patrick. He will finally pass the GED test next fall.

ummmm -- well nevermind-- BUMP

Finally, Mom always said, 48th time is a charm! Nobody on my side of the family has ever gotten there GED that fast. Hopefully I get it before Thanksgiving so I can have bragging rights.

A little tip. When you are taking the test, there will be a lady with a green shirt and white flip flops one row in front of you and to your left. Copy her answers.

bump

patrick what have you done all i could do was laugh when i seen the title, kinda brought tears to my eyes. hopefully windjammer will come out of hiding for this one.

just kidding about the tears.

I am sure Windjammer was well aware that this was coming and prepared a response months in adavance. He actually prepared responses to the responses that we would then give.