Anonymous Paul,
You raise an interesting point about the wives and I would like to share some things I have learned to help you newbies out.
1. Tell her she looks lovely and ask if she has lost weight.
2. Tell her you are researching diamond tennis bracelets.
3. If that doesn't work. Try a stick.
Not meaning to be a critic Jammer, but you forgot that unlike us wives listen to what we say. If I use your suggestions the answers would be
1. No, are you saying I need to lose weight?
2. If it's for me I think I should be able to help pick it out. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
3. Good call on this one Jammer, I have no rebuttal.