This weekend at Wellington some smaller boys were wrestling and there was I assume a father yelling at his kid.
The was on his back and the dad goes...
GET OFF YOUR BACK
BEING ON YOUR BACK IS BAD
then he turns back and asked each person very quickly
being on your back is bad right
that's right isn't it
back is bad
ok ok
Then he turns back and yells to the wrestler...
YES
BEING ON YOUR BACK IS BAD
I just checked with your mom and being on your back IS BAD.