I'm currently in a psych ward because Tom Cruise won't use his witch craft to put the fire out, so I've got a lot of time on my hands. I'v been doing a lot of finger paintin' and playin' with my GI Joes.

Also, I thought I'd let Emporia native Clint Bowyer win a race for a change. However, NASCAR decided to rip his title away from him for cheatin'. Well I've got news for you NASCAR if you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'.

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