An excellent point, XGHSWC. (What in the world am I supposed to do with your name?) Few people know, but the famous actor's real name actualy IS Wenzel Dashington, and the rearranging of letters in his name was appropriate. Calling Meston Wikoleit "Weston Mikoleit" was an obvious oversight and typo on my part, for which I apologize. His legal name is "Meston Q Wikoleit," you can check the birth certificate and everything.
Mr. Murch--all Prant banter ("Pranter," if you will) is intended to be witty. Cheers, my fat-pocketed, diamond-encrusted friend.
And sadly, I won't be in Wichita this weekend. I'll be dreaming of Braum's peanut butter cup shakes (the drink of champions) and following #TeamTopHat's TrackWrestling updates religiously from afar.
Lots of Love,
Prant Garker
