Everyone,

It has come to my attention that our friend BKP#2 is in trouble. I say the ToastSignal up last week, and have discovered that Bigkneepads#2 has run into oppression once more. Unfortunately, this time it was not from forum moderators, but someone much more heinous:

The Riley County Police Department.

Please contact Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch to monitor the treatment of our fallen brother. The egregious violation of which BKP#2 has "committed" are fallacious and impossible for a man of such high moral character.

Bail was set at like, $25.