From the "other participation information" for Washburn Rural at the 6A Wichita South regional tournament:

106: Bishop Murray, 9: still does Tae Bo even though it’s 2018
113: Caleb Douglas, 10: SQ, state match winner, believes vaccinating children is pretty important
120: Gavin Collins, 10: thinks Velcro shoes are a rip-off
126: Austin Jenkins, 12: 2x SQ, won 2 @ state twice, and yes, his hair is real, and it’s SPECTACULAR
132: Gunnar Murray, 12: 2x state medalist, 3x SQ, 2017 state finalist. Most people don’t have much fun when they wrestle against him because he’s wicked mean
138: Cashton Taggart, 12: once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury
145: Blake Abram, 12: has a well-stocked safe room just in case the aliens ever do arrive
152: Dalton Sparling, 11: state match winner 2017; when life gives him lemons, he clones those lemons…and makes….super-lemons
160: Cole Wells, 10: has a sweet golden violin he won from Lucifer in a fiddle-off
170: Preston Williams, 11: 3rd @ State 2017; still goes trick-or-treating
182: Drake Graybeal, 11: Is an actual grandpa. This one’s not a joke. Dude has 2 grandkids. Do the math.
195: Gavin Carter, 10: 3rd @ state, 2017; once ate an entire bicycle (even the kickstand)
220: Andrew Davis, 10: I’m so old I don’t know how this works but he plays video games online and people pay to watch him play video games THIS IS ACTUALLY A THING WHAT’S THE WORLD COMING TO
285: Jacob Glendinning, 12: 2017 SQ; only high schooler that knows to press UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START to get unlimited lives in Contra

you have been warned


The fact that girls are forced to wrestle at state in the middle of the week is laughably sexist.