[quote=Prant Garker]106: Bishop Murray, 9: knows all the words to Maui's rap in Moana and raps it on volume 11 before every match to get hyped AF.
true but also is p. good at backgammon
120: Gavin Collins, 10: took his mom to Prom last year but only because your mom asked him and he said "thanks but no thanks."
nothing to add here. this is 100% accurate
126: Austin Jenkins, 12: 4x Jenga state champ.
also swallowed a paperclip with no repercussions
132: Gunnar Murray, 12: has actually been named "Murray Gunnar" this whole time and just never told anyone after day one of school in 9th grade because he thought it would be weird.**
**greg agrees. Also Gunnar doesn't shoot deers with guns he shoots a mean HC and then crossfaces the **** out of them
152: Dalton Sparling, 11: eats one penny every year on his birthday, no one knows why. (Do not try this at home.)
Dude loves 'merica more than most. Wore a 'merican flag spedo to the YMCA literally like 7 hours ago
170: Preston Williams, 11: little-known fact--he's the son of John Towner Williams, the great American composer of the Jaws, Star Wars, and Superman theme songs.
will steal yo' girl but at the same time steal yo' heart
182: Drake Graybeal, 11: had an epiphy-what after Beloit and now eats his opponents like that alligator clock in the movie Hook.
i wanted his nickname to be "captain graybeard" but for some weird reason everyone started calling him "grandpa" and now when he wins matches I have to be like "THAT'S MY GRANDPA" when if we're being honest I wish I could make pirate grunts at him like "arrrrrrgghhhh you made that fool walk the plank" but instead I'm like "well done, gramps"
195: Gavin Carter, 10: played tight end for the 1991 Super Bowl champion New York Giants.
this one's accurate
220: Andrew Davis, 10: cross stitches on the bus rides to tournaments; he finds it soothing.
also, since we had to come down to state a day early, he taught me that
(a) Call of Duty is hard
(b) video games is dumb
