I don't think you can make a top 5 in order of funniest. However, there is a group of freedom fighters, committed to fighting oppression by the moderators. The group consists of....
Jhris, Prant, Dingbat (SuperDuperMysterMan), BKP#2 (Sark Myth Sabon, etc.), Wyler Tarner if he would actually post more.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet