So Hovpen has officially crossed over into the creepy category...
And Chewbacca, your challenge sounds like a great one. Have you ever seen MVP2? I have not, but I hear it is...well, awful. (Actually, I didn't hear it because no one has actually seen it.)
And in case you ever partake in that contest again, I suggest "Country Bears," a Disney movie about animatronic bears from a decades-old Disney "ride." Beary Bearington is a bear adopted by a human family--and he doesn't know he's a bear. (Only his brother recognizes that he is. His whole family and the police are in denial.) He then decides his higher calling is to reunite the Country Bears and save Country Bear Hall. He meets up with Queen Latifah, Oswald from the Drew Carey Show, Elton John, and Christopher Walken.
A star-studded cast for what is perhaps the worst movie of all time.