i have a good mullet story

last week when we played wichita heights, there was a young man with a joe dirt mullet

naturally i pointed it out to the whole world

followed my phrases such as

"whooooaaaa you're my sister" "whooooaaa im joe dirt"

"i can see down your shirt"

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet