WSEWC, I see that you and your 10 posts have your panties in a twist over some of my hilarious jokes. (This is probably due to envy over either my witty banter or my #1 avatar. Don't worry, my friend. It's common.)

Will Manhattan win Newton? Probably not. But does winning Newton make you the best team in the state? No. Last year, Hat Town and Norton (two of the top 3 teams in the state) did not win Newton. Who did? Bishop Carrol, I believe. Did they win state? No, they lost to Turner (the other top 3 team), who lost to Manhattan at Salina South. My senior year, when we won Newton, we were not the best team in the state. My junior year, when we were the best team in the state (in my opinion), we didn't win Newton. So what does all this prove?

It proves that WSEWC is using weird and wacky statistics to refute a joke I made. Wrestlers get sick. Wrestlers get better over the season. One tournament means nothing, especially in the first two weeks in the season, when some wrestlers are still fat or battling injuries from football.

Is 5A the weakest class in the state? Overall, I would say absolutely, and I feel most non-5A people would agree. However, they have had some awesome wrestlers and awesome teams in the past. I don't doubt that. Are Turner, BC, Ark City, Campus and Scrawnee Whites good? Of course. Am I still going to make fun of them for being in 5A? WSEWC, that's like asking if I'm going to make fun of FatBat for being fat.

You, my little lady, need to stop FREAKING OUT.

And just so you know, Garden City isn't really expected to be that awesome this year. Using them as a "6A powerhouse" doesn't really apply in this situation. Better luck next time.