Having red hair my pops used to tell me this one all the time when I was little....

I'd rather be a bump on a log,
Then red on the head,
Like the dick of a dog...

Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh