Today I caught our heavyweight standing in the corner nonchallant and just kinda watching everyone else in a melodramatic stare. I stopped wrestling my partner when I noticed he was rubbing his bellybutton. He had a tight maroon UnderArmor Shirt on and seemed to be gettin pleasure from it?! I yelled out loud "Hey Kyler wtf are you doing man?" Right then everyone in the room turned, looked and began cracking up as he slowed his rub down to nothing and blushed. Poor kid...no ladies in his life.
