Leg ride, Shmeg ride! I am king of all leg riders because (most will agree) my legs are 24509834 feet long and very intimidating in a 1970's singlet.
P.S. Michael, I sure hope Alex won't pull anything funny because I am staying two nights in the same Hotel. Yikes!
P.S.S. I must congratulate you on the sweet name Michael because that is my middle name so it's pretty sweet. We should be friends.