BREAKING NEWS:
In response to the fear that Prant Garker's appearance at the Newton Tournament of Champions would spawn an improvised spelling bee, Bishop Lynch has decided to withdraw from competition.
However, much to the world wrestling community's dismay (delight?), Prant will not be in attendance at Newton. He is trapped on Long Island until May, where he will reside until his Prantuation.
Sorry to disappoint.
Win it, Hat Town.
