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Do you shine your zipper? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Is your dad a baker? Because you have nice buns.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I lost my phone number can I have yours?
I'm new in town can I get the directions to your house.
The word of the day is legs. . . let's go home and spread the word.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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how about these
if you were a porch I would take out all the nails and screw you
Is your dad a thief?
cause he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes
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I like that last one... but im not one for using pick-up lines
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or we could go old school and ask ... hey, what's your sign?
Are you making a POSITIVE difference in the life of kids?
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That shirt/dress/outfit looks really good on you, but I think it would look better wadded up on my bedroom floor.
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Originally posted by usawks1:
or we could go old school and ask ... hey, what's your sign? YESS!!! Mr. Hinderliter you are the old skool (notice the speling) master!!!
Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh
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This is the best one of all because it involves wrestling. "Hey I'm a wrestler, let me take you down."
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Originally posted by We_The_Cocks:
This is the best one of all because it involves wrestling. "Hey I'm a wrestler, let me take you down." Here are actual ones I used on a gymnast: 1. Wanna balance on my beam? 2. Want to do some floor exercises? 3. Shall we vault onto the bed?
Yours in wrestling,
The Swayz
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Guess which part of my body I nicknamed "Pink Floyd..."
"I hate basketball! I'd rather watch paint dry!" -- CVHS Wrestling coach Troy Lentz 2005
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Originally posted by Pups4Ever:
Guess which part of my body I nicknamed "Pink Floyd..." Left cluster of herpes in the mid region? Other guess would be "nose" but I'm pretty lost on this subject.
Taggin' for Tyler
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How about some of these:
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Since I am a HUGE beavis and butt-head fan here one for the people with braces...
I see you have braces? I have braces too...
Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh
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Here's one for the conceited girls.
I say:
Hey honey you want to dance?
When she replies "no".
I say:
I'm sorry you miss understood me I said you look fat in those pants.
Also:
Your eyes are beautiful. From the right angle I can see my reflection in them.
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Best line ever:
me: "Hi, I'm Aaron Bingham"
her: "I've heard stories about you, I'm not that kind of girl."
me: "So does that mean you wanna go make out?"
her: "...OK, just don't tell anyone."
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At the Newton Tournament this year some guy used possibly every pick-up line in the history of mankind on me. Funny thing is I would finish them all before he could get to the end! All I can tell you guys is to be creative. We get sick of hearing the same ones over and over again. Now if a guy used the booger one on me... wow... I'd be all his! Haha!
Go Panthers!
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You know ive never actually see a pick-up line work on a girl... though its funny when they try and fail!
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"Best line ever:
me: "Hi, I'm Aaron Bingham"
Me: Sorry, I'm not that kind of guy!
Sorry Aaron but I couldn't resist!
Are you making a POSITIVE difference in the life of kids?
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Originally posted by DerbyWrestlingCheer:
At the Newton Tournament this year some guy used possibly every pick-up line in the history of mankind on me. Funny thing is I would finish them all before he could get to the end! All I can tell you guys is to be creative. We get sick of hearing the same ones over and over again. Now if a guy used the booger one on me... wow... I'd be all his! Haha! SWEET!
Yours in wrestling,
The Swayz
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hey I hope these actually work for you...Good Luck!I know they would all work on me....jk LOL
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My faverites.
Im gonna love you like a snow storm and give you 8 to 10 inches, and you wont be able to leave the house for 3 days!
you need some meat to put in that taco?
Do you work at a lumber yard? cause you have ben givin me wood.
one i actually got a girl with: are you lost? cause heaven is along way off.
and my faverite goes like this, i walk up to a girl and say,"hey you look good today. do you have a little Fairleigh in you? (girl responds "no") do you want a little Fairleigh in you?
And just to mix stuff up try the reverse psycology method:
you say: did it hurt baby?
girl will say: when i fell from heaven and then do that weird sigh thing they do.
you say: NO, when got that apes @$$ tatood on your face!
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I suggest you not saying the word little when you say your line though. Say big Fairleigh, or just Fairleigh.
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