Kansas Wrestling Forums General Discussion High School Pick up lines

Chase & Swayz..... you guys need to think of something a little less, well gross.... come on

But still funny none-the-less

yes you guys are funny.. but i dont need lines the girls come to me!

I really don't need the lines either, unless Alex is with me. Then I need a lot of lines.

that's true, I do draw the attention away from you....

I actually have the unfortunate experience of seeing Swayz try this on an Amish girl.

did he get that amish girl?

Actually, the sugar packet pick up line works. It was introduced the night the tag team event was invented at our local Ken's pizza. I proceded with the scenario but instead of getting the intended waitresses number I got James Watts's girlfriends number instead. Whatever works...

Alex, anybody that has hair like you would draw the attention away from even guys fortunate enough to look like me. If I were you, I'd probally wear the wig all the time.

I have since the Tag Team redyed the hair back to my natural brown color, and it's gotten even longer, but It's getting cut before I go to Prom this weekend, and don't be so jealous next time

Oh trust me, I won't.

Don't lie to yourself like that.... it'll only hurt you more in the end

Who would be jealous of somebody as ugly as you. If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's but and teach it too walk backwards.

So you two looked alike walking side by side?

I'm not gonna have a mask of you on though. So no.

that's a good comeback, where'd you learn that 3rd grade? you can take people down but not provide good comebacks, what a shame to the forum

I try to keep it simple so I don't overload your brain. And it was actually 4th grade. So you can comprehend comebacks on at least a 4th grade level. Congradulations.

okay thanks for the clarification

Im fat (lol) so none of these work for me but u guys can try them.
Did u just fart, cuase u blow me away
We must be at an airport cause my heart just took off
Someone call an ambulance, cause u take my breath away

Shoeboy the only number you got that night was how many times you can try and still fail.

please keep the girlfriend out of this...it's bad enough listening to you talk then you just make it worse adding her.

have fun with the retarded girls that you pick up your numbers from