I AM going to KU, and the eating will go down. Oh yes. No wrestling for me, though. I'm retired. But, if any of the local schools would be interested in a former state finalist to help coach their team, I would be happy to lend a hand. Seriously, Lawrence school coaches, any level, I want to coach. I'm good with big kids.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet