1) I do use the word schweet in conversation. I just don't talk to you and Ryan now that the season's over.
2) I've only used mahoney once or twice, if that. Don't be a Nigel and misquote people.
3) You're just bitter about life and not having a woman. Hopefully you'll finally have enough sack to go up and talk to one and get yourself a date for Prom. Maybe even afterwards, once you get your first kiss out of the way, she'll help you release a little tension. Come on man, you're seventeen after all, at least talk to one of them.
And we all know that Justin Dyer is my one true man-crush. I just can't help it.
P.S.-You're going to like Hamlet in English next year. It's pretty cool.
P.P.S.-Good use of the word parlance. I never would have thought of that one.
