Janet Reno versus Chaka Khan
The Ayatolla Khomeini versus Muammar Khaddafi
Michael Jackson versus The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Ozzy Osborne versus Mick Jagger
P.S. Jack Black would kinda have a huge advantage since Chris Farley is dead, but I agree it would still be a good match.
"To the hip hop, the hippity hop, the hip hop dippity dee" (Rapper's Delight, Sugarhill Gang, circa 1983)
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