how about:

Beavis vs. Butt-head
Shaft vs. Chef (from south park)
oooor.....for the main event..
mini me vs. gary coleman

Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh