How's about :
Space Ghost vs. Captain Caveman
Jim Belushi vs. John Belushi
Snuggles the Downy Softness Bear vs. Winnie the Pooh
Transformers vs. Go-Bots
Stay-pufft Marshmellow Man vs. Fat Albert
A Rotary Saw vs. a Jackhammer
Rubix Cube vs. 1000 piece puzzle (upside down)
The Evil Terminator (in T-1) vs. the Good Terminator (T-2)
Mr. T vs. Ivan Drago
Saved by the Bell (minus A.C. Slater) vs. Saved by the Bell-the New Class
Good vs. Evil
And finally, in the main event, have a twelve-man tag team match featuring...(drumroll please)...
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Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Hamburgular and the fry guys vs. The entire Burger King Kids Club