mily venily vs. vanilla ice
--first off, is it Milli or Vanilli? Vanilla Ice couldn't wrestle both at once (unless it was a cajun spike-club match). Vanilla Ice would tech fall Milli, but wouldn't be able to wrestle Vanilli because he committed suicide in 1997:(

NWA vs wu tang clan (tough one)
--Hmmm....The Killa Bees vs. The Compton Cowboys? Well, I'm gonna go with tha Wu. First off, they have better and more intimidating names. Ghostface Killah and Rah Diggah are much more intimidating than Ice Cube and Dr. Dre (he would have to be the trainer). Also, they have Wu-Wear warm-ups.

sponge bob vs patrick or squidward
--I don't know who either of these guys are.
***main event***
Fat basturd vs yokozuna (wwf)
--Fat Bastard would be winning until Hurricane and Tugboat came out of the lockerroom in the third period and hit him with a chair.