I was not aware that you would be handling my signing party tonight, but I guess it's alright.

That's right everyone, I will be signing autographs from 5 til around 9:30, wrestle while signing between periods, and then I'll sign anything after that. I have a special, from 6:45 to 7, I'm giving out free autographs!!!! (Picture price still included)

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet