steve is not a club...clubs are for children....steve is a lifestyle...its a choice you must make....it is a way of life...you don't just wake up one day and decide...i want to join the steves...there is a journey you must indure...then and only then can you become a steve...many men will spend their lives trying to attain such a high standard of living...steves today...steves tomorrow....steves forever...to answer your question in a more direct approach...the only way to become a steve...is to know you are one...and then to pass the high councils judgement...then and only then you will be a steve...
P.S. my real name is not steve either...this is my chosen and givin name....
