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Originally posted by usawks1:
I do wish that I had cauliflower ears. It is such a symbol of those who have been through the battles. Does anyone know how to create cauliflower without enduring the battles?
Lay on side.

With a trustworthy partner, possibly a friend, have them place their palm over your ear lobe.

After doing so, have your partner vigourously rub his hand back, forth, up, down and in circular fashions.

If skin breaks the same time the cartilege does (which causes the fat earage) wash, rinse, then repeat the vigourous rubbing section once to infinity times again.