Kansas Wrestling Forums General Discussion High School WANTED: Cauliflower Ears!

You let'em touch your what!! You dog you, I have lost all respect ...................

Yea i wish i had the "EAR" it would be cool i just got a little nugget on my ear i guess that is what i get or waering the old school metal headgear oh well. Does anyone know who sells The old school Head gear with the wrestling mat pad on the outside an metal on the inside i lost mine at the circle tourn. I think i threw them away for wrestling like crap

Randy remember the best tattoo parlor in the state is at Coach Bakers in Hoxie. Want to take a road trip? I’ll go… need to pick up a couple of gallons of the water.

Hey Randy, you go to get that tatoo let me know, I have some more work I am wanting to get done, I can watch the artist work on your ear and if they are any good have them finish up some of the work I need. You know I don't think I have ever seen a tatoo in or on the ear, every place else it seems but not there. It could be the first. I also like Martial's idea, ear ring, single ear the whole bit. Let me be the first to recommend a photo of Jhris for the tatoo, I've never met him but he seems worthy of a tatoo in the ear from what all I have read on the forum. Now that would really be wacked. I've even been thinking of getting "wraslin rooles" on top of my new bald head.

You wouldn't want Jhris on your ear. He's ugly.

You think Randy is handsome? Would it really matter? Sorry Randy but Lancer walked right into that one.

Dingbat only wants cauliflower ear because cauliflower is yet another food that gives him an excuse to drink bleu cheese dressing while "eating vegetables."

(Because he's fat.)

Hmmm...I can't tell if you were making fun of me or Randy. I'm going to assume it was Randy, which would mean I walked you right into giving that insult, rather than having me walk into the insult itself.

Easy mistake.

Dang guys, you're brutal! I beginning to like the idea of the tattoo in the ear but I don't really think a pic of Jhris would work. Any other suggestions?

And, parkwayred and furches, I'm making reservations with Coach Baker. I will try to work a discount if all three of us go!

And ... by the way ... a huge thank you goes to Lancer M for talking me along on the ride that led to Furches getting to tee off on both of us.

May a thousand hungry fireants infest you g-string!

LancerM has a man-crush on me? What a concept. (2nd place, 5th place, eat it)

We all know that my one true man-crush is with Justin Dyer. There's just not enough room for you Jhris. And plus my man-crush can beat your man-crush up. Justin's too big for Zach. Take that, sucka.

And you're welcome Randy. I do what I can.

Randy, I always wanted a bunch of grapes tattooed on my chest so when I’m a lot older, there would be these really cool raisins to look at in mirror. A portrait of Juby would be cool he’s got that manly wrestler look about him. I even thought about one of Ned but I don't have enough body for that one! Think Coach Baker could handle that?

(does Austin Powers voice)
Do I make you RANDY??Do I??

I thought about having "WOW" tattooed in my ear. And when I am standing on my head it would say "MOM."

I think that Cauilflower ear is very sexy!! Most boys have a lil bit of it...but when ur ear is pretty like Travis Phippen from Basehor Linwood you can say you have a good Cauilflower ear!!!

... cauliflower is SEXY? Now I know I want it!

I don't know any quick fixes to obtain some perty ears. I've been working on mine for the last 3 years. The most progress I've made has been this year with Spencer Burns getting his kicks off elbowing me in the side of the head after taking me down. While these may be the battles your talking about avoiding, tuff up you pansy, no pain, no ear.

Okay, you called me a pansy, and I really really resemble that statement.

Perhaps I could convince you to work my ears over because I want cauliflower real real bad!

why would anyone want cauliflower ear that is stupid. I have never met any girl that thought it was attractive. so if you want it then there is something wrong with you