Coach Markham,
We do not require mullets and weights shaved in the head anymore, but it is strongly suggested, but that's just for the wrestlers.
Those that are done competing and are still doing it need to quit. Swing by and I'll cut that cool Mississippi Mudflap for you. I'll even cut in a part on the side of your head. You will look so awesome.
By the way, do you still have my Ratt concert shirt. The one with the cool army tank on it? If you haven't cut the sleeves off and did that cool air conditioning cut down the side that we use to do as kids, I'd like it back. Look me up sometime. We'll tell stories about our rat-tails.
gibby
