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OK in seeding meeting one of the most important criteria is head to head victories. Below is a pool of wrestlers and their records.
Ultimate Warrior 24-2
Hulk Hogan 30-3
Superman 22-3
The Rock 18-12
Bret Hart 16-16
Barney 8-7
Sponge Bob 1-7
Charmin toilet paper guy 0-50
During the seeding meeting it is discussed that Bret Hart beat Superman…
Also if Bret Hart is seeded over Superman and the Rock is it fair to the other people he got seeded over?
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It sounds like you might have to go to the pill bottle because Superman is not conceeding to the Rock unless he lost to him.
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First of all, you need to realize that all of them would lose to Chuck Norris anyways so it doesn't matter who wins this tournament.
Head to head is key but unless Bret Hart has wrestled incredible competition, it would be hard for his 16 losses not to count against him. Everybody can have a bad day, but if you have 16 bad days then your coach probably shouldn't be arguing for you.
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That being said you also have to look at talent and ability. I would have to wonder how anyone beat Superman legally that is. If Bret Hart beat Superman he cheated, no ifs and or buts about it. Originally posted by RedStorm:
First of all, you need to realize that all of them would lose to Chuck Norris anyways so it doesn't matter who wins this tournament.
Chuck Norris couldn't hold Superman's jock without being intimidated.
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Where are the Mr. Clean and Arm and Hammer guys?
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Originally posted by RichardDSalyer:
Where are the Mr. Clean and Arm and Hammer guys? I think they got injured in the match against Mr. Wiffle. Or was it the Maytag Man? :rolleyes:
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The Pillsbury Dough Boy would belly splash them all for a 1 - 2 - 3 count! haha!
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Originally posted by Mike Furches:
I think they got injured in the match against Mr. Wiffle. Or was it the Maytag Man? :rolleyes: Maybe the film director!
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And all of them would lose to The Sta-Puff Marshmello Man because the only way to get s'mores is to cross the streams. Not even the great Chuck Norris or Superman have the juevos to cross the streams. Where you at Dr. Venkman? Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!
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Even though Superman is 22-3, 17 wins come by forfiet because of a weak dual schedule. Although they can be counted legally, it is not against acknowledged strong opposition. Hart wrestled in the Best of the West, Beast of the East, Nanook of the North, and the Puerto Rican Rumble, which, as we all know, are world class high school tournaments. Hulk Hogan failed to make weight, and the Ultimate Warrior failed his drug test. That would put Hart at the two seed behind The Rock.
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...what about the michelin man? he has to be in shape! that guy has had to run alot of road miles...
....or Ronald Mcdonald...too out of shape from eating too many happy meals...
...but the burger king guy looks tough out on the football field
God gave you a body that can take almost anything, its your mind you have to convince -vince lombardi
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Ronald McDonald was arrested earlier today for hanging out around little boys at a playground. Police became suspicious after it was discovered that none of the children were his.
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Ford Man in his prime would have taken them all!
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again, nobody beats Chuck Norris.
They once tried to make a Clue game starring Chuck Norris, but it didn't go over well because the answer was always the same:
Chuck Norris, in the library with a round-house kick
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chuck norris tears cure cancer.. too bad he never cries!
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Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey
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Originally posted by RedStorm:
again, nobody beats Chuck Norris. I believe fellow forum poster Ron Burgundy has a friend named Simpson who would pin Chuckie boy.
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In Pool B, we could have:
Rambo
Steve McQueen
The Tasmanian Devil
Speedy, the Alka Seltzer Guy
Doink the Clown
Crocodile Dundee
Steve Austin, the 6-million dollar Man
...and none of them could beat Chuck Norris!
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... and to answer Travius's question ... there are just too many variables.
Are you making a POSITIVE difference in the life of kids?
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