Aaron Bartels, "check out my tribal-bull"
-Adam Salvoni
fo shizzle. anyway, you are going down over thanksgiving break. same goes to that one guy, what's his name? oh yeah, Jamie Snyder. But I am scared of the Popye forearm workout, tell sheebs, I don't want none of that. And Bauer needs to gain wieght. He should just eat more crab rangoons.

FORTUNE cookies?! these are more like STATEMENT cookies!

We want fun 'cos we medically need it!
We want fun either take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and you might as well face it!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
-Andrew W. K.