Why was I not in the tourney? Because I don't go to K-State, you fool. Didn't you notice the sudden decrease in coolness in the entire state when I left at the end of August? Surely you noticed....
Plus, as I have stated numerous times, I am retired. Completely. This isn't Michael Jordan retired. This is NotPuttingOnThePurpleBootsiesAnymore retired.
I have to concentrate all my energies on wooing your hot wife.
P.S. You think your gorilla has a chance against my monster truck???? Oooooooh, he has a fooork....please. Vroom vroom, baby. Green monster truck hands down.
