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you know your a wrestler cause 4 days before christmas ur in the sauna
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You know you're a wrestler when you put clothes ON before bed instead of taking them OFF.
You know you're a wrestlers' Mom when Old Mother Hubbard ain't got nothing in the cupboard.
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you know... when you walk into a room where a young man is naked, standing on his head, next to a scale and it never once crosses your mind to ask "WHY?"
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You turn on the A.C. and open windows during the winter to shiver the weight off in your sleep.
Yours in wrestling,
The Swayz
swayz.wrestling@gmail.com recruiting help, promoting the sport& more!
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You go for a run in -8 wind chill to sweat off that extra pound before weigh in.
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i got a good one....
you know you're a wrestler when you wrestle....
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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sure, I guess that counts....
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My dad came up with this one... during christmas instead of singin all i want for x-mas is my 2 front teeth, you sing all i want for x-mas is my 2 pound allowance
I would have rather wrestled and lost then ever played basketball.
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how about these...
...you run..and run.. and run...and your not being chased.
...the stationary bike is the most used piece of furniture in your living room.
...your mat shoes are the most comfortable pair of shoes you own.
... or you mention the word "singlet", and the girl next to you confuses it with "chicklet" and asks you for a piece of gum.
...not everyone has heard infamous 5 pound orange.
..when you talk about descibing mat burns they say "who is Matt Burns?"
..."funk" is something that grows on your skin
...you use "bactroban" and "loprox" more than you use your acne medicine
...basket-ball sounds like something you would make in home-ec class.
God gave you a body that can take almost anything, its your mind you have to convince -vince lombardi
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you know you are a wrestler when you relize that ice cubes are delicious
Oh well, **** happens and life goes on
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...when some one mentions the word "hoops" you think of the "tucan" on the box of cereal.
God gave you a body that can take almost anything, its your mind you have to convince -vince lombardi
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WOW GUYS! THESE ARE GREAT! I LOVE THEM, I THINK MY ROOMMATES PROBABLY THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND BUT THEY HAVEN'T GROWN UP AROUND WRESTLING LIKE I HAVE SO THEY DON'T FIND THEM QUITE AS FUNNY AS I DO. O WELL I GOT A LAUGH OUTTA THEM SO YEAH...GOOD WORK GUYS!
Trust it: Trust Life and trust everything about it.
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you know your a wrestler when you almost kill the 100th girl to say, "I wish I could lose 10 lbs in a week.(or day)"
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Here's a quote from Wayne Jackson (Ark City); (similar to not napping on your back) "You know your ready for the state tourney when you wake up in the morning to realize you've been sleeping on your back and without any thought you bridge and flurry off the bed"
Practice like a champion today, wrestle like a champion tomorrow
McGlasson
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You know you are a wrestler when your house plants get more water to drink than you do the day before weigh ins.
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you know youre a wrestler when the dog eats more than you do and people try to tell you when and what to eat.
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when your so dehydrated that your toothpaste turns to chewing gum.
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When someone bends down to pick up something and you think about how easy it would be to put them in a cradle. Now that's funny.
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Originally posted by Mike Furches:
.... when you see the initals cK and think of Central Kansas Wrestling and not Calvin Klein. What about Kliff Keen
Coach Church
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