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Who would win in a fight...
Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?
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What is the reason for this totally random question?
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Pretty tough match up but i think the walker texas ranger would pull this one off...
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this is an age old question. many scholars maintain the translation was lost years ago...
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I dont know, Walker could get a gun, but seagal always seem to pull a sword from his boot or sleeve...
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one time this guy walked up to norris and asked him if his real name was charles....chuck didnt raise a finger but simply stared at him until he exploded....true story
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like went crazy exploded, or just blew up like a bomb?
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on New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party. when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.
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yeah dude i swear. chuck norris' tears cure cancer.....too bad he's never cried
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to bad... I would hate to be on the end of that roundhouse kick
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every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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I wish i had all that at my house, i would be huge
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Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths
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chuck norris once shot down a german plane with his finger by yelling, "bang!"
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OK so it has just been concluded that the spiritualists are right, chuck norris was the first creature ever made, and instead of the meteor hitting makin the "big bang" Chuck norris got mad cause a dinosaur took his dinner ending all life other than his that night with roundhouse kicks to the head, yes even on the 20foot tall dinos
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The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
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