I have two trains of thought here...
#1 retire and make everyone wonder where you went @999!
#2 go out in a flame of glory, be banned for life with some totally belittling statement about someone of importance in the wrestling community.
Now that would be the manly way to post #1000,
I dare you oh mighty large one. Double dawg dare you to be man enough to step up to the plate. Either way it will be your last post.