Thanks for sharing your story, Randy. It might help others come out of the closet. Reminds me of the episode on King of the Hill where Hank finally accepted his diagnosis of gluteaus minoris. And he proudly wore his orthotic appliance that replaced his missing butt with the encouragement of the support group. I have included a link for you to get information regarding your personal issues if you so chose to do so. I would be leary of anybody doing any research in the Swiss Alps, they have a lot of holes in their theories, just like the cheese. Again, thanks. Oh, and the Koehn Bros. are animals.

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