The place... Manhattan High wrestling room.
The match... Wyler Tarner vs. Prant Garker.
Who wins?
My vote goes to Wyler.
yes definetly wyler tarner not to be confused with tyler warner the almost unstoppable 171lbr for the mown of tanhattan because of his uncanny ability to explain the difference between "Reshoot" and "Reshot" to the wrestler which in turns make them scared that he is so smart
I knew this topic would one day emerge. The stage is set.
Old vs. New
Cool vs. Uncool
Fat vs. Skinny
Monster Truck vs. No avatar
Smart vs. Smarter
Witty vs. Equally witty
.500 Record vs. Had no real competition
Amazing class president vs. Equally amazing class president
My vote goes to Prant.
Fris you bring up a good point for all screaming coaches out there. Reshot is a noun not a verb.
My vote goes to Wyler/Prant. That's right, a hybrid. They both have equally bad wrestling ability and equally good witty banter. Therefore, I would chose them both. Actually if I were to create a team, I would pick neither, and I would pick Nathan Payne or someone amazing like that.
That's cheating. Payne is not allowed.
Post it up, boys and girls. Who wins, Prant or Wyler?
This is a tough one but i would have to go with wyler. Just because i beat on him everyday and made him amazing.
But it will be close.
I would have to go with Prant myself....he has more xperience in stalling...and that my friend goes a long way.
After all stalling is a art form
My prediction
Prant 1 (on a stand up in the third, because he rode tarner out)
Tarner 0
Thanks, Boach.
I'm assuming my standup would happen in the first .05 seconds of the match, because I have an unstoppable standup.
And if NOT TOO BAD is who I think he is, he's just mad because he never beat me. So THERE.
Whatever Prant, ive never wrestled you well atleast not in a match or anything, maybe just in practice. But if we did I would kill you.
I would have to question the fact that Prant is the master of the standup. How many escapes did Mike have this year? I do believe that he is the new undisputed master!
I also think that Prant can no longer call himself the King of Stall.
No Johnny walters is the Champ of standups. He had like a million his senior year.
Yes, but if we went by a talent-to-stand up ratio, I am far and away the King of the Escape.
And Red--please. Mike = King of Stall? Maybe if he gains 40 pounds. Until then, he's just lazy.
Johnny did because he liked to get away… Mike HAD to get away score points. Big difference. This was a part of his game plan. If you can’t shoot, escape.
I am the all time stall chacmp at 215. Never before has one man stalled so much.
If u cant shoot, why do u stand up so you are on your feet once more. Maybe he should invest some time in learning a switch.
I do believe his practice partners deprived him of the lesson in the basics.
Seriously, who plays the viola? This must mean that Tarner and his cello win big.
Were instruments allowed in the match, I must say that the size of Tarner's cello gives him a definite advantage of Prant's very unma-ohney viola.
Were instruments allowed in the match, I must say that the size of Tarner's cello gives him a definite advantage of Prant's very unma-ohney viola.
Perhaps unma-ohnLY viola would be a better word choice.
No, Wyler, you had it right when you said "Ma-ohny." Improper grammar, yes, but it's part of the superhilarious song.
And it's not the size of the instrument, but how well you play it. You let me know when you get 3 g's to play that cello of yours...
And who finished 2nd in the TR spelling bee? Was it Wyler or Prant? Please, enlighten us, good sir...
i think it was prant but prant in all of your years of wrestling what was the wisest thing you ever said. i mean nothing can get more wiser than the once again i am going to use the "Reshot" "Reshoot" theory
Don't know about musical ability, but
Wyler Tarner is as good or better than Cennings and Garker combined when it comes to wry humor on the forum.
Proof: His "intimidation" reply as to why wrestlers lay around on the mat Cennings "tripping" was also good
Was it you, Dalefish, who posted Wyler as the wittiest person on the forum after less than five posts?
Hmm...call Potter...seems someone is battling him for the Man Crush title...
(*Note: Wyler IS very witty. However, in a battle to the death of wits/average wrestling ability/spelling/student council/music, I still vote for me.)
Pee on this stick makes me sick
Wyler-Bergman Geography Bee champion
STICK IT
Ouch. A geography bee title was my Holy Grail, and sadly I never achieved it. (Then again, I had competition from a bunch of Asian and Indian kids, not just rich whiteys.)
But then again, Wyler, did you ever finish first in the state on a US history test? Hmm? You ever create an award-winning 10 minute puppet show on Reaganomics, complete with a parody from the musical "Oklahoma"? I didn't think so.
Stick THAT.
Oh, and I pinned Gawith. You didn't.
Double stick that.
Prant, did you ever finish third in state in the Emporia State Home Ec. test?
I think not.
Ha, no, but that is where I got my gold in US History, and I finished third in social studies in 7th grade.
I did, however, earn an A in Mrs. Hattrup's "Baking for Fun" class in 7th grade.
Were you concertmaster of the Midwestern Music Camp orchestra in 8th grade? Ooooh, I think not.
You guys are such queen beans.
Queen beans who you will one day beg for money after you waste your salary on Wendy's, you fatty fat fat fat kid. Have fun working for me.
Boach Clack will use his shortness and do a duck under to whoop all candy arses, hell he did that to me...I couldn't my stance down to the floor.
Prant,
do you have tape of that puppet show. I would like to see that.
How ironic, Lent. You would like to see a puppet show on the man who coined the very term ("Evil Empire") you represent. Hmm. Fascinating.
Prant's witty puppet shows (which include witty song parodies from the musical 'Oklahoma!') are off limits to oppressors of all kind.
And Reaganomics can eat it. Hard.
Prant-
You list a mind-boggling array of credentials and curriculars that few can equal, but did you ever play a violin solo at the age of 6 in front of a crowd of at least 50? Eat it you silver string punk.
You have me misunderstood.
Rocknraider, I played violin solos in front of at least a hundred people in 2nd grade. Oh, and Carnegie Hall sophomore year, too. Just thought you should know.
And Lent, I don't think I have you misunderstood. Mr. Oppression (you) moves, edits, and deletes topics like it's your job. Reminds me of a year, ironically enough, during the Reagan presidency....you familiar with 1984?
*2nd political swish of this topic*
Prant
I will stand by my previous post i.e. that wyler is the fourm humor/wit king. My latest forum wit rankings are:
1) wyler tarner – re my previous post
2) prant garker – achieved guru status 2003 – also understands Reaganomics and fiddles
3) jhris cennings – only two disappointments (the reclinergate cover-up and 2nd place at state)
4) handy rinderlighter
5) fris kitzgerald
6) dingbat
7) boach clack
Honorable mention:
Richard D. Salyer
Aaron Sweazy
Ouch, I didn't make the list. And fris did. And fris even beat Dingbat. This is the worst list ever.
Whoa? I didnt even get a honorable mention. I must suck balls. And whoever puts Fris on there before LancerM or myself has either a severe brain hemmorage or has a serious vendetta against Shawnee hip cats.
And Prant, I stand corrected, you are better than me in every way possible. Are you freaking happy man?
He's not better at being asian. You rock at that, Suh.
He's right, rocknraider. You are a pretty sweet asian.
That list is incredibly wrong. I know it's a wit/humor list, but anyone who puts Boach below #2, strictly for sweatervest factor, is insane. (If it were a "Fake squatted 470" list, Jhris would be #1.)
I just want to know if the fatboy match will be on ESPN2 the friday nite before the US National in Vegas. Or you could make a tape and play it at Freestyle state. It could be some great entertainment between greco and freestyle or while I'm stuffing my face in the cafeteria..............
i took 4th place at the Northview geogrophy bee. and that list is flawed...
here's my list
1) me
2) me again
3) zousas's sister (scha-wing)
4) me
5) prant
6) jhris
7) wyler
8) lancerM/rockinraider
10)some more me
last) parkwayred
last+1) nigel/lacas b. baker
Suh and I have become one on this list. But my name's first which obviously means I'm better. Suck it Suh.
How the hell is my name on this list? I'm not funny (maybe looking according to Lancer). I'm not witty. I'm just lucky sometimes that people step into a big pile of poopy and i bury them in it. yet i get buried a lot too
I'm am deeply insulted that dalefish1 failed to include me in his rankings. I'm gonna go watch lifetime and eat bon-bons to cope... Jerk
Prant defeats Wyler by pin.
Boys I try to do what i can, lord knows u guys dont get enough culture (especially asian culture).
Ill take 8th right now, but I darn well better move up those rankings. If not, someone is getting a Team Indiana singlet up the pooper.
And Mark, I am soooo much funnier. Dont kid urself you SME bottom feeder.
You can't touch me. Don't even try.