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Posted By: parkwayred Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 10:11 AM
I will be selling Autograph photos of the LEGEND (in his own mind) Jhris Cennings at the Senior Classic tonight. All you fans take this opportunity to sit down on the big guy’s lap and discuss Forum strategies.

Photo’s $ 2.95 + shipping and handling
Signed Action Photo’s $49.95 + shipping and handling

Look for the little round red headed guy.
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 12:31 PM
I was not aware that you would be handling my signing party tonight, but I guess it's alright.

That's right everyone, I will be signing autographs from 5 til around 9:30, wrestle while signing between periods, and then I'll sign anything after that. I have a special, from 6:45 to 7, I'm giving out free autographs!!!! (Picture price still included)
Posted By: parkwayred Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 02:17 PM
This is the action photo that you can expect...
Jhris patend killer cradle without any effort.
I will have many more, this is just a sample of what you can expect. Also I will be running a Dingbat signed special edition also for 1.95 + shipping and handling.

Posted By: Dingbat Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 02:26 PM
Red--you can't do that because it would reveal my secret identity. That is, unless you digitally remastered my face too look like that of Mr. T.
Posted By: Dingbat Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 02:27 PM
Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Posted By: BigPin22 Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 03:05 PM
Jhris, don't they teach you how to properly lock your hands on a cradle in Manhattan?

Good luck tonight, your team will need big points out of you!
Posted By: Aaron Sweazy Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 03:25 PM
Man I saw Meet the Legend and I was thinking GABLE! But I guess Jhris isn't too bad since he's on the same team with Sheets tonight. Pound on him a bit Jhris..he's the only guy we have so he'll need someone to keep him loose. I'll be there with camera, hopefully it won't break taking some guys photos.
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 03:49 PM
Oohhhhh take my picture a lot and post it all over the site. For I'm a beautiful creature, unlike Dingbat.
Posted By: parkwayred Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 04:11 PM
Seeing how I'm such a good guy! I also have a very limited number of Prant action photo's and I mean limited. Prant didn't see much action. Buy a 8x10 Jhris and I'll throw in a Prant. Never couldn't get anybody interested in his autograph or picture.
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 04:27 PM
I'll take 3!!
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 05:25 PM
I just noticed that the guy I'm wrestling is nippin'. Tight.
Posted By: Prant Garker Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 05:48 PM
You have a limited number of Prant photos because your supply has been bought up, not because I didn't see much action. (61 matches, baby.)

For the real collectors, the most valuable photos are of me holding a violin during the Leavenworth Invitational weekend. Anyone can put on the wrestling shoes, but how many people can play the violin/viola so sweet?
Posted By: Dingbat Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 06:02 PM
Prant-what was your overall record? Hmmm...61 matches...I'm guessing 30 1/2-30 1/2.

.500 for life
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 06:04 PM
I was 74-17 with 43 falls. Dingbat was 3-404 with 1 fall. Now tell me, who is the best 215 in MHS history? That's easy, Orren Prohaska.
Posted By: parkwayred Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 06:39 PM
Yes I have dug this out of the MHS archives. But you are wearing your fiddle.

Posted By: parkwayred Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 06:44 PM
*SWISH*
Posted By: Chase Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 06:52 PM
hahahahahahahah, I don't know what else to say.....
Posted By: BMOCPAPA Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 07:45 PM
I hope Jhris wasn't getting ready to play with Prant's fiddle with his bow in the middle.
Posted By: Prant Garker Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 07:45 PM
When has my waist been that small? Oh yeah, last year.

And Red, that is obviously a cello. There is no chin rest, and the bridge is far too large for it to be a viola. Therefore, your swish doesn't count. (Although it is a sweet pic.)
Posted By: parkwayred Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 08:21 PM
I tried
I can see a chin rest, can anbody else
Posted By: bjohn Re: Meet the Legend - 03/26/04 09:33 PM
Prant

That was a fiddle until you got fat and distorted the artwork.
Posted By: Prant Garker Re: Meet the Legend - 03/27/04 12:19 AM
Do you see how wide the fingerboard is? Do you see the huge bridge? Do you see the really long f holes? All these things should tip you off that it's either a cello or a double bass.

You'd think you guys didn't pay attention in music class or something.
Posted By: rocknraider Re: Meet the Legend - 03/27/04 12:57 AM
All i know is that fiddle pic has traumitized me forever.
Posted By: Rhino Re: Meet the Legend - 03/27/04 07:41 PM
Easy Prant, don't get your strings in a bunch.
Posted By: bo cephus Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 12:58 AM
I made 4,632.42 dollars at he classic Friday night, And it's all mine suckers.

Red
Posted By: usawks1 Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 02:15 AM
I proudly shook the hand of the world famous, often imitated but never duplicated (thank God), the Sultan of smack … Jhris Cennings, Friday night. And I haven’t washed my hand yet.

But I did have an itch …
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:09 AM
Yeah, I forgot to wash my hands after using the bathroom. My bad.
Posted By: usawks1 Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:22 AM
MAN ... an ACE for that one!

But I am glad it wasn't my nose that was itching!!!
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:23 AM
What does that mean?
Posted By: usawks1 Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:25 AM
Now that I think about it ... I did shake your hand after you had eaten a cookie!
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:26 AM
Not a cookie, several cookies.
Posted By: usawks1 Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:29 AM
...... oh, it's true ... it's true!

And what was the cookie of choice? They looked to be Chips Ahoy!
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:33 AM
Some kind of chocolate chip. I ate about 15 to 40 of them total.
Posted By: Dingbat Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:35 AM
Jhris--did you make it to the aforementioned establishment following the match?
Posted By: usawks1 Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:40 AM
to gas up?
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:40 AM
Sadly, I did not. However, I did make it to Sonic, where I spent over 16 dollars.
Posted By: Dingbat Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:42 AM
Did you get an orange breeze? If not, you made a grave mistake.
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:46 AM
I got a lemon-berry slush, which I recommend to everyone. Very duricious.
Posted By: LancerM Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:51 AM
I always get the Route 66 in any flavor. 66 ounces for that cheap of a price? You might as well be stealing it.
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:52 AM
I don't think there is a Route 66....It's 44 pal. At least in Hat Town it's only 44 oz.
Posted By: LancerM Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 03:58 AM
Well, it may have been a special, but they had it here at one time. I distinctly remember my friend accidently poking a hole through one of the sixes and having it all leak out onto his pants.

In any case, I always ask for it and they give me something. If it's only been 44 oz. this entire time then I'm going to be pissed.
Posted By: JhrisCennings Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 04:00 AM
I hope that you're not disappointed. 66 oz would be a dream come true.
Posted By: LancerM Re: Meet the Legend - 03/29/04 04:03 AM
At one time it was. Now I don't know what to think.
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