Who would win in a fight...
Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?
What is the reason for this totally random question?
Pretty tough match up but i think the walker texas ranger would pull this one off...
this is an age old question. many scholars maintain the translation was lost years ago...
I dont know, Walker could get a gun, but seagal always seem to pull a sword from his boot or sleeve...
one time this guy walked up to norris and asked him if his real name was charles....chuck didnt raise a finger but simply stared at him until he exploded....true story
like went crazy exploded, or just blew up like a bomb?
on New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party. when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.
yeah dude i swear. chuck norris' tears cure cancer.....too bad he's never cried
to bad... I would hate to be on the end of that roundhouse kick
every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
I wish i had all that at my house, i would be huge
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths
chuck norris once shot down a german plane with his finger by yelling, "bang!"
OK so it has just been concluded that the spiritualists are right, chuck norris was the first creature ever made, and instead of the meteor hitting makin the "big bang" Chuck norris got mad cause a dinosaur took his dinner ending all life other than his that night with roundhouse kicks to the head, yes even on the 20foot tall dinos
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart Chuck Norris. He learned his lesson.
one time chuck went hunting. he shot at the 32 point buck with his 30-30. he insisted the bullet was taking to long so he jumped in his dodge, beat the bullet to the deer and round house kicked the deer to the face before the bullet got there
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris tried suing burger kind for not putting razor wire on his whopper jr. he insisted that it was his way.
chuck norris had his own version of punk'd. only in his version he would walk around and round house kick everyone in the throats.
When I came to work this morning, I was in a not so good mood. I was bummed out. Now I have laughed myself to happiness and I feel like roundhouse kicking someone in the throat. Thanks.
Just do it to the guy that wants the same job as you and not your boss, cause that is a sure fire way to lose that job... but hey if your kick is good enough Norris might take you for his next filming
yeah, one time chuck went to work in a bad mood also....when he left everybody else had been round house kicked to the face
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Wasn't Norris but remember the movie Billy Jack and him telling the cop that he is going to kick him in the face? One of the great scenes in movies.
one time chucks girlfriend asked chuck "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" and chuck ripped her throat out and said "never rhyme in the presence of chuck norris"
You guys are all retarted because steven segal would kill chuck norris in a fight anyway
he'd break his neck
and he wouldn't even lose any sleep over it
previously posted by jahova13...
"you guys are all retarted because steven segal would kill chuck norris in a fight anyway"
hey jahova, did segal teach you how to type? it's "retarded" not "retarted"......who's retarded?
obviously i got the point across why dont you stay on subject. if you don't have any thing to say just dont say anything insted of nit picking at typing skills
you're just mad because you know its true
would you say that to chuck's face?
oh yeah, and it's "anything" not "any thing"
yeah if i had segal in my corner to back me up
dude, segal was choked out by gene lebell after bragging that he was so bad. so gene challenged him and choked him out 2 times. the second time segal wet himself. true story, look it up.
i know segals life story like the back of my hand and i know thats not true y don't you go teach english or something
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.
Yeah well segal ate chuck norris's baby and beat em' all
segal once tried to knife-fight Chuck Norris, but Chuck used his beard rather than a knife. After deflecting the blade many times with his beard, Chuck simply roundhouse kicked Segal so hard that his ponytail flew from his head. Then Chuck just simply said to the bleeding Segal, "Don't mess with Texas".
chuck recently had the idea of selling his urine....we currently know this beverage as red bull.