Word on the street is Dingfat is scared to squat-off with Prant, for fear that both, yes both, of them will not beat my squat max of 470. Which I squatted my junior year. I don't care if Dingfat squatted 500 and whatever when he was in high school. All that matters is that he can't do what I once did.
Actually, I could have easily beaten that during today's squat-off. I racked 455 with seriously NO problems. I did just enough to beat Prant. I came nowhere near my max.
That's what they all say.
The score is:
Dingfat: 455
Jhris: 470
Well, if we're going by all-time squat max, the score is:
Dingbat: 505
Jhris: Woman
Boach Clack: ??? (numbers don't go that high)
I don't think Boach can count passed 10. That means my insane squat numbers mean nothing to him and his little brain.
you have alittle brain to match your tiny squat *****.
The score is now
Jhris: 470
Boach: 500 five times (with ease might I add)
Foolish Mortals no one could match me in a squat off
Hahaha. Boach, my sore leg muscles quiver as I bow to you.
It is true, Fatbat outperformed me in the first annual Easter Squat-Off, and he easily could have done 471 and beat Jhris. However, we must take into account that simple steps are like a squat workout for Fatbat, since he must carry around such brobdignagian girth. We must also understand that Prant went to bed at 5:30 the night before and was not in tip-top shape. And even though 450 was not enough to beat Fatbat, it's safe to say that Fitness Week was a resounding success.
And Jhris, I do believe that you once told me your actual highest max was 455, but the bell rang and you ran out of time, thus you projected your all-time max to be 470. Thus you walk around claiming an inflated total, which I agree, you may have been able to attain, yet you have never actually reached 470. Hmmm...
I believe that makes the all-time score:
Boach--eleventy billion pounds
Fatbat--505
Jhris--455
Prant--looks better naked than all you mofos.
Dang, wouldn't want to judge that competition!
Nah prant I think I have you in that category too. Nice try buddy.
No, Boach. You have me in the "looks better clothed" department, because you know how to rock a sweatervest.
I look better naked because you can grate cheese on my stomach, whereas your stomach looks like it is made of cheese. Squishy, fat, jiggly cheese.
I DID SQUAT 470!!!! I squatted 455 for lift-a-thon you idiot. I told you that I squatted 470 a month later. I lifted more than you'll ever know after my junior year. I DID squat 470. Ask May D. or Carp. Bitch.