this one is for you jeff.
I enjoy some soft serve or something sweet. Maybe even fruit.
my afternoondelight would have to be posing nude in a mirror at 4:00 everyday.
hmmmmmmmm..........I am shocked and confused!
i like looking at myself....NAKED
never really thought about it but i have 1 minute until its time to perfom the daily ritual.
when i think of u randy i touch myself
Randy and the Delight......ain't that lovely.
don't be shy u dont have to hide ur emotions for me anymore.
Yeah randy don't hide it!
My Afternoon Delight during winter is going to wrestling practice
i dont like wretling practice that much...
I didn't like colleg wrestling practice cause the room was long and narrow so you had to be more on your toes looking out for walls. I always enjoyed practice. When more kids quit or got beat out then you had more room to wrestle.
Today it would be if I could be somewhere fishing and sitting there like those Corona commercials..... LIFE IS NOT LIKE THAT!
only because theres a little boy sitting beside u and not a beautiful woman.
But with a little bit of surgery and some hormone change the child could turn into a beautiful women someday
Okay I just grossed myself out on that.
i'm pretty sure u just grossed out everyone that has read that.
i wouldn't be proud of that.
I'm not.........I'm sorry. Will you still be my friend Delight?
after some tough thinking...yes, but when i grow old im still not leaving my kids with you.
(in a pouty voice) But whhhhhhhhy?
think about it for awhile and i think u will figure it out.
keep thinking it will come to u sooner or later
then ur not worthy enough to know unless u buy me a breakfast burrito too.
I could use an Afternoon Delight now. Not thee "delight" himself but a snack. I am starving! It takes a lot to fuel this machine.
don't try to hide ur feelings i know u want me
TC, I think you and The Swayz should have a hot dog eating contest. That would be good old fashioned entertainment.
AD that is funny stuff. I laughed my head off. Cheno you give me and swayz a call and we can set that up. I will be out of clearwater/wichita area aug 10 or so.
can i be in the contest too?
Yes you can too. I'll be the referee, I'll even wear the stripes.
referee? You can't be no stinken Ref you are gonna eat with us! Who ever whens gets to throw a pie at furches!
I have to watch my feminine figure though. I don't want to get too fat.
Your "Feminine Figure" is nothing compared to mine. I look MUUUUUUUCH better than you would even think about
I don't even want to mention my figure. My afternoon delight is Antacids.
May we take a moment of silence to remember dilightfulness.........
I think you spelled that wrong.