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While the squeaky wheel usually gets the grease…the grinding wheel is often times tuned out.
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Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
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When you get tired of getting dragged thru the mud, let go of the rope!
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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windjammer, that was funny.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
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If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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"several of us died of tuberculosis."
... I find this a bit confusing!
Are you making a POSITIVE difference in the life of kids?
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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I think a Chihuahua would make an okay vice-king or something, but they're too shaky and nervous to make all the big decisions. Maybe something like a Min-Pin would be the king I'd vote for! 
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
Man who runs in front of car gets tired
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Man with hand in pocket feels cocky
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Have you ever felt like a a fire hydryant and all your friends were dogs?
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