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#227816 03/11/14 03:49 PM
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Sitting here on my lunch break and the general conversations on here are becoming a bore so I decided to make a change. Next year I am creating a District 5. I will annex my county, the one next door, and the 6 clubs it encompasses and create our own. As many loopholes as there appear to be in the bylaws I am sure it shouldn't be too hard. I apologize now that this may create some odd shaped/numbered brackets at State but don't fret, it will allow more byes throughout and give the Expocenter more time to sell "waffle fries." Feel free to Hijack at will....And good luck to everyone!!!Hahaha.

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Bumping back up to the front. We will allow home site weigh ins and skin/nail checks as well when it comes time for Subs and District, because we believe in the honor system, Haha...

Hey its either read this or listen to 8,000 other folks that have various gripes, groans, or complaints from their respective Subs over the weekend. smile

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I am here by appointing myself the King of District 5. All weigh ins will be done on antique hanging scales. All competitors will be required to hang by their pinkies to weigh in. All finger nails shall be trimmed with a power sander. And all wrestling will be without a wrestling mat on the dirt road in front of my house. Good luck to all.

PS: I will officiate all matches from my couch watching through the window. An airhorn shall be used instead of a whistle. My decisions are FINAL.

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY


Jamy D shall be appointed executioner of all losing coaches.

All hail the Booger King.


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Is this the Home Schooled District?


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J. Dale you are hired sir!!!!

Man I love the air horn idea. That made me laugh, great idea. And yes sir Hossus, we are saving the money by home schooling haha. Have a great week folks and good luck next week!!


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