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This trip was just as exciting as the first one. I made the trip to meet up with The Swayz in Chapman, and man that was a lonely trip. About the most exciting thing that happened was a bunch of cars around me getting pulled over for a random drug check. I've never experienced one of those before, didn't even know they existed.
The Swayz has a very nice house, although it has no air conditioning. When I went into his house, the Swayz was, as expected, on the computer. He really needs to stop being addicted to the mat.com. After leaving his house, the story really picks up.
This is where The Swayz can start telling part of the story.
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Well Chenoweth and I take Old 40 to Abilene so I can show him Chapman High School and of course Abilen High School so he knows exactly where headlocks come from! Anyway from there we go to the Russell Stover's Candy outlet in Abilene.
With tons of free samples this was surely to be great. One of the samples had a can of Wasabi Peanuts out on the table...needless to say it tasted like a fireball in your mouth...everybody spit them out upon tasting them! As we went to leave I said out loud, "MAN THOSE WERE GOOD NUTS" right as some tough guy was staring at them...he was like Really? Before I could shake my head the guy popped a few in and then was off to the bathroom! FUNNY Stuff.
We then headed west to Russell not knowing how to get to Alex's house exactly...we drove around and I told Curtis to hang a left because it said Downtown or something on a sign...as we did we passed this house were a kid said "Hi, Queer" as we drove by...Sad thing Curtis looked and the laughter insued! We drove around for like 20 more minutes before I called Alex who was walking into the graduation that night and he gave directions to the house...which low and behold was the home of our greeter!
The story will continue later with such chapters as Nuts to You Mrs. Ryan,I'll Pass on the Beer for a Nice Quart of Milk, and Singlet Washer Toss.
Yours in wrestling,
The Swayz swayz.wrestling@gmail.com recruiting help, promoting the sport& more!
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Keep the stories coming, this is already getting to be a classic. Swayz and Curtis, ready for a 7:30 departure tomorrow morning for another Oklahoma trip to take care of some property down there and to go by and spend maybe a little while at the lake, bring the swim trunks. Hopefully won't have the greeter type of things but may need someone to watch my back as I deal with a landlord/tenant issue.
Oh yea Swayz, Chenoweth hasn't tried to get me to try the nuts yet, haven't seen him which is a shame. Curtis, Swayz called on Sunday afternoon after he got picked up in Salina and was telling me about these great nuts that I should try out. Said something like you would be givning me some or something. After reading this story, let the Black Goat have the nuts. Tell him they came from the Swayz.
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We were sitting on the patio after graduation (which mind you by the way is FULL of famiy and friends...) and we were just finishing up eating, and having some refreshments, when all of a sudden Swayz pulls out this can and tells me to have a nut. We heard the sales pitch of how they were from Russell Stover's. I looked at them two, and all they could say, was how good they were and that they were from Russell Stover's. They finally convinced me to try one. After popping one in my mouth and biting down, I couldn't make it to the driveway fast enough to spit. But on the way of running to the driveway I managed to run over a few people. (One being my own mother....) After spitting that horrible, disgusting, filthy tasting thing out, I couldn't drink enough water. All the 3 stooges could do is sit there and laugh till they were practically crying!
Then the next morning we were back out on the patio having breakfast, when once again the 3 stooges found us, and all they could do was laugh till they about cried again. When we finally got them calmed down, Swayz was telling us that a kid at the graduation party (which was a different party than ours...) really loved them nuts. Swayz said he convinced them that they were really good. After trrying one the kid really liked them and ate about 10 of them, and then he wanted to eat the rest of them, but Swayz wouldn't let him have them.
Words of warning....If Swayz offers you something and tells you that Russell Stover's was giving it away, now you all will know why the were giving it away!....for God's sake....stay away from it!
Swayz...I don't get mad...I get even....! I owe you one big guy!
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And as for the washer game? We had three games of washers going out in the yard. Swayz and Chenoweth were playing on one board. Alex was, I don't know what Alex was doing, but all of a sudden I looked up, and the boys were gone. I didn't really think much about it, because the whole weekend, one minute they were there, and the next minute they were gone, so we all continues to play our game, when all of a sudden out of the house came the 3 stooges, running around like chickens with their heads cut off, and "oh my god"...they had on wrestling singlets! We all about died. They were playing washers in their singlets. Some singlets fit better than others, but they wore them proudly at 10:00 in the morning! Not only that, they would run to the curb and wave at the the cars as they drove by! The only thing that I thank god for is that they stayed the heck off the trampoline!
Swayz I think you need to tell them all about the rubber duck now!
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The funniest thing about getting maniac with the nuts, is after she was done washing her mouth out with the hose, she yelled, loud enough for most of the city to hear, SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He ran away like a little girl, and we all know he aint little!
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