Older Women Are So Reasonable
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>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
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>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
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>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
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>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES